TELLER OR TELER?

(October 5, 2013)

Since I graduated from few weeks ago, I sent my CV for front liner (Teller) to a bank in Medan. The bank which I wanted to work is one of famous banks in Indonesia. In this post, we called it as 'Kudeta Bank.'

I got my first interview on a date that I put on header of this post. So, I prepared all my stuffs which I needed in there such as my cover letter, undergraduate papers, my final marks, my office shirt, laptop, mobile, refrigerator, stove, Jacuzzi, etc. (Alright, my apologize. Now, I'm serious).

On that day, 8.10 AM precisely, there were so many applicants surrounding the bank. (Did all of you want to do a demonstration in here or what?). All of them were wearing a damn steady office shirt. In this part, I was so unconfident for myself (Now, you lost your nose, Kehm *evil's laugh*). They were so good looking, both men or women. Even, the women were using a very short skirt. (Hey Kehm, this is what we call as a big city. How pity you are, son).

Oh yeah, I forgot to tell that I was with a friend in there. Let's call him, Jeben. (Say "hi" to my fans, Ben). He was a very tall man for Hobbit like Indonesians, maybe about 175 cm. And I'm only 170 cm -_- (On my applicant, I put it as 174). Ahahahaha, well, the lie was busted later when it checked by Kudeta Bank's officer.

Jeben got his interview earlier than mine. As soon he finished his it, I asked him about the probability of questions. he just said that just answer by your tongue (What the...)

Yaay! I got my interview at 1.40 PM. I must brought all the requirements which I described before. Then, I moved to highest floor to be measured of my height by the officer. They also took some photos of mine (Cheese...!!!)

The next step, all the applicants had to wait for their turn to get interview by the team. This was the hard part when I came into that cursed room. The things that were really annoying such as the following:

1. I spent my 2 hours 36 minutes 52 seconds to comb my precious hair. And, it extinguished any moments after.
2. My collar's shirt got a mysterious calligraphy and I still didn't know where exactly he/she came from. Anyone have an idea?
3. I really 'Super Duper Hyper Hunger.' I ate two pieces of cake which named as 'kue apam' from the morning and this sense made sense.
4. THE ROOM WAS SO BLOODY CRAZY HOT. The air conditioner wasn't working and a 'Tinnie Ennie Minnie Fan' was the only herb which acted as a substitute player here. I sat at the back row, so I couldn't barely taste the wind :'(

Finally, my turn came before my eyes. The examiners were comprised of two old men. They asked for nothing. The questions were so simple. So, I answered as what on my mind said. (Should I display all the questions in here? I guess not)

After my interview was done, the examiners told that the announcement would be informed about 2 weeks from that day. Then, I threw my big smile to them and came out of building. Across the building, I stared at Jeben. He was already 'Teler' waiting for me. It took a longer time than we guessed. Sorry, Ben! Let's go back to our hometown and kick out this Teller or 'Teler' away! -_-

NB. After 25 days, I and Jeben got a very disappointed notification that we weren't pass the interview section of Kudeta Bank. Honestly, I wish a lot on this job vacancy, but what can I do? Like my lecture said, Mr. Rasid, "failure is a step to succeed." Ah, life is must go on!

HEBRING DAY

(September 10, 2013)

  

Ahaaaaaai, girls....! Cause I was so happy today, you might kiss me immediately now (My lovely apologize sent to my girlfriend) :*

Alright guys, I wanted to share my memorable moment. I've graduated from my superb campus. That relieved me so much since I was so bloody nervous even before the meeting started by.

In that 'final massacre', there were 5 examinees who would be tested. I got my third turn. So, I could prepare all things before my turn. But, there were few things that I forgot to bring with me. Here they are:

1. I forgot to load my head with my "New Manchester United Kopiah". Hey, all the handsome boys in this world are the fans of United, do you know that? Pretty cute, isn't it? I ordered it from last 5 months ago -_-
2. Next, I didn't practice my Quran recitation. Even with its meaning. So, I noted a few of them on my thesis :D
3. Last, I haven't memorize the abstract of my thesis yet. With all my mesmerism things that I had, I could master it for 1 hour 5 minutes 36 seconds. (Abstract is a kind of kebab, but don't even try to eat it) :)

Then, my time was coming. There were 4 lecturers. To easier the readers read this post, we called them: the first lecture as Dao Ming Tse, second lecture as Hua Ce Lei, third lecturer as Mei Cuo, and the last one as Xi Men. Dao Ming Tse acted as Main Advisor while Hua Ce Lei acted as his secretary. Those two lefts were acted as examiners.

Dao Ming Tse asked me to go to front of them. I asked to recite the verses of Quran that I chose. Then, the horror time started. He asked me to describe its meaning. Oh God, I barely read it at home. I was just drafting it from my sweetie phone and put it down on my thesis before my turn. Ahahahaha, I knew I could do. So, I moved to another action. He asked me to describe my abstract. And this was the hard one, I waa almost silent for a while before "vomit" all of it. But, thanks heaven, I could do that. In the end. :)

Next, Mei Cuo and Xi Men asked me substitutely while Hua Ce Lei only ate oranges on the table. Thank God, I could answer all questions without open my thesis. At last, I got 83 (A-). May I Gangnam myself here? :)

That was all "the Hebring Day" that I can share in this post. Huge thanks to my mom and my dad (I know I couldn't do this without all of you). Thanks to all my lecturers who taught me, especially Mama Kiki :). Big hug to my brothers and sisters, Lumen, Kimster, Bax, Persie, and Zhunies. I love you guys <3

NB. I couldn't imagine how happy I was if my girlfriend came to my final day. But, she couldn't make it. Too bad -_- But I knew you always support me. Love ya, MJ :p

WHAT HUMAN DO YOU ARE?

(July 4, 2013)

  

Hi guys, I wanted to share something that you ought to know. The human's daily activities were already organized by Allah in Al-Kitab which named "Daqaa iqul Akhbaar."

In that Book, it said that the Nuur (Light) of Prophet Muhammad MPBUH was injected by Allah when Prophet Adam was created. In other words, the nobility of Prophet Muhammad MPBUH was heritaged to Prophet Adam before he got back it again.

It also described that all humans which gathered in the heaven had a chance to "see" the Nuur of Prophet Muhammad MPBUH. And this is the interesting parts. All humans were seen it in different view. The different view means different humans would be. And here's the list:

• The humans who see head of Nuur Muhammad MPBUH would be as Khalifah (Leader among them).
• The humans who see forehead of Nuur Muhammad MPBUH would be as a wise/fair man.
• The humans who see two eyes of Nuur Muhammad MPBUH would be as Hafidz Qur'an (People who memorise Qur'an).
• The humans who see moustache of Nuur Muhammad MPBUH would be as painter and sculptor.
• The humans who see two cheeks of Nuur Muhammad MPBUH would be as good and clever guy.
• The humans who see nose of Nuur Muhammad MPBUH would be as a judge.
• The humans who see mouth of Nuur Muhammad MPBUH would be as people who do a lot of fasting.
• The humans who see tooth of Nuur Muhammad MPBUH would be as a good looking man/woman (Ahahahaha I knew I've seen it, so that's why I'm the handsome one. No need to envy with my baby face, guys :D ).
• The humans who see tongue of Nuur Muhammad MPBUH would be as messenger of any leaders.
• The humans who see throat of Nuur Muhammad MPBUH would be as a teacher/advisor/the one who Adzan (People who call other to take a pray). (I forgot. Perhaps I've seen this one).
• The humans who see beard of Nuur Muhammad MPBUH would be as Mujahid (Islamic warrior) in Sabilillah's war.
• The humans who see neck of Nuur Muhammad MPBUH would be as rich or prosperous guy.
• The humans who see two arms of Nuur Muhammad MPBUH would be as driver, killer, or weapon maker.
• The humans who see the right arm of Nuur Muhammad MPBUH would be as massage man.
• The humans who see the left arm of Nuur Muhammad MPBUH would be as Jahil people (Ignoring of Islam's teaching).
• The humans who see right hand of Nuur Muhammad MPBUH would be as the banker or the clothing seller.
• The humans who see the palm of left hand of Nuur Muhammad MPBUH would be as the rice/wheat seller.
• The humans who see two hands of Nuur Muhammad MPBUH would be as smart and friendly guys.
• The humans who see the back of right hand of Nuur Muhammad MPBUH would be as a chef (people who loved to cook)
• The humans who see the segment of left fingers of Nuur Muhammad MPBUH would be as a postman (people who related with letters).
• The humans who see right fingers of Nuur Muhammad MPBUH would be as a tailor (People who loved to sew).
• The humans who see left fingers of Nuur Muhammad MPBUH would be as a blacksmith (People who work related to iron).
• The humans who see chest of Nuur Muhammad MPBUH would be as religious and Mukrim people (grateful about what Allah gave).
• The humans who see back of Nuur Muhammad MPBUH would be as people who loyal with their job.
• The humans who see two knees of Nuur Muhammad MPBUH would be as people who loved to take a pray.
• The humans who see two legs of Nuur Muhammad MPBUH would be as a hunter (People who loved to hunt something)
• The humans who see the palm of legs of Nuur Muhammad MPBUH would be as a traveler/adventurer (People who loved to travel/adventure).
• The humans who see the shadow of Nuur Muhammad MPBUH would be as a singer (People who loved to sing and related with music).
• The humans who see nothing of Nuur Muhammad MPBUH would be as Christian, Unbeliever, or Zoroastrian)

Is your character listed above? Now, you know what exactly do you come from and what are you going to be.

  

NB. There are more categories in that Book. You can learn it by yourself or go to the nearest Islamic learning. Don't waste your time on cyberworld for nothing. REMEMBER, WE ARE GOING TO DIE SOON...!!!